
Should women have the same ‘rights’ as guns?
Some women think they should, apparently.

Here’s what that would mean:
- You would need to wait 10 days while you await a background investigation on her.
- Women would be banned from entering schools and college campuses.
- Women would be banned from polling places on Election Day.
- You would pay a fee before you take a woman out in public.
- Some women would be banned simply because they look too scary. [Frankly, that’s okay in some cases…]

- Women would be banned from airports.
- Women would need to be locked up at all times when they are not in use.
Sometimes, people don’t think things through enough…
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