The Return of the Ear Wax Eater…
So, apparently, former Democrat Congressmen-turned-private-citizen-turned-Congressional-candidate Joe Garcia went shopping for “a gift” at a Spencer Gifts store in Florida earlier this week.
While that may, by itself, not be all that interesting, it wasn’t your “average” gift, you see. It was…shall we say…a ‘special‘ gift.
That’s when someone decided to take a picture of Garcia—who is running for Congress for the fifth time—shopping in what is described as the “dildos and vibrators” section.
An unknown paparazzo recently snapped a photo of Garcia standing in front of a vast array of dildos and vibrators at the novelty chain’s store at Dolphin Mall. Wearing a crisp white guayabera and dress slacks, Garcia holds a couple of boxes of what appear to be sex toys.
Miami’s New Times goes on to note, “We don’t know for whom Garcia bought the items or whether he contemplated the speeds, durability, and battery life of the mechanical phalluses before his purchase.”
However, buying a sex toy is not what Garcia will be remembered for…
Joe Garcia and the Ear Wax Controversy…
It is not Garcia’s purchasing proclivities that is the disgusting part of this story, however. [After all, one could cynically presume his purchase is symbolic of most of Congress’ general disdain for its taxpayer constituents.]
Rather, it was the impression that Garcia left with so many during his brief foray in the House of Representatives
Garcia, a Democrat who has lost three out of four of his prior campaigns, served in Congress for only one term—from 2013 to 2015.
It was during his time in Congress, back in early 2014, that Garcia made himself into something of an internet sensation…to the point of having a YouTube video dedicated to him and his eating of…earwax?!?
The attention Garcia received following his earwax episode made it necessary for him to refute the assertions with this: “Congressman Joe Garcia Claims He Didn’t Eat Earwax on Live Television.”
Now, that is disgusting.
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